You’re Only Old Once! A Book for Obsolete Children
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Senior citizens aren’t old; they’re just obsolete children. This book by Dr. Seuss is a delightful journey through all the wonderful aspects of aging gracefully. With whimsical words and equally whimsical illustrations, he’ll be ready to embrace the moments he once dreaded.
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