Why I MUST Have Sex With You Checklist
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Give him the gift of orgasms the whole year round with the Why I MUST Have Sex With You Checklist. The pad is filled with 60 pages that list over 100 hilarious, sexy, and totally ridiculous reasons for him to check that indicate he wants to take a sleigh ride to Pound Town.
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