Housewarming Gifts

  • Luxe Non Electric Bidet Attachment

    Luxe Non Electric Bidet Attachment

    $45.99
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    Your ass has class and deserves a treatment worthy of the porcelain throne it sits on. With this luxe non-electric bidet attachment, you’ll have your choice of temperature and pressure for the water stream that tickles and cleanses your tushy.
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  • Window Bird Feeder

    Window Bird Feeder

    $31.95
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    In case you haven’t heard, bird watching is an incredibly fascinating hobby. You never know what beautiful bird might land on this two-compartment seed holder, or when you’ll witness a normally calm warbler fiercely defending its food from a pesky squirrel.
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  • Knodel Desk Pad

    Knodel Desk Pad

    $9.99
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    The Knodel desk pad can take a beating. It’s non-skid, so while you’re shuffling through papers or scribbling down notes, it’ll stay in one spot. It’s also heat safe so you can rest your coffee on it and available in a rainbow of pastel colors.
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  • Indoor Herb and Veggie Garden System

    Indoor Herb and Veggie Garden System

    $119.90
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    For the friend with a burning desire to cultivate a garden, they can start one at any time of the year with this indoor herb and veggie garden grower. Utilizing futuristic hydroponic technology, it requires no soil and can grow up to six plants simultaneously, providing fresh herbs and veggies right at their fingertips.
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  • How To Fix Stuff

    How To Fix Stuff

    $19.99
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    As soon as the ink is dry on that mortgage, you’re now in charge of all repairs and fixes. Make your dad proud by not calling him every time something goes wrong and instead consulting this book. How to Fix Stuff contains hundreds of tips, tricks, and step-by-step instructions that’ll make you feel like a real handyman.
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  • DIY Avocado Tree Growing Kit

    DIY Avocado Tree Growing Kit

    $9.96
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    Now that they’ve sunk all their money into a house, your bud’s not gonna have cash for avocado toast. They can make their own after sprouting a tree in this humble green boat. The avocado tree growing kit transforms an avocado pit to a bloom ready to be transplanted.
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  • Shovelution Strain-Reducing Snow Shovel

    Shovelution Strain-Reducing Snow Shovel

    $36.80
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    If you’re old enough to buy a house, you’re old enough to throw out your back. Skip that expensive ER visit with the strain-reducing snow shovel. It helps spread the muscle work around when you’re shoveling, giving you a more balance experience that won’t put added pressure on sensitive joints.
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  • Bamboo Cutlery Cheseboard

    Bamboo Cutlery Cheseboard

    $24.99
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    Charcuterie is just something you do when you have a house and with this bamboo cutlery cheeseboard, it’s something you’ll do very often. With a sliding drawer to hold the cutlery, an easy to clean bamboo base, and divots to hold slipper foods like crackers, just provide the wine and you’re set for a picnic.
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  • Squatty Potty Toilet Assitant

    Squatty Potty Toilet Assitant

    $34.62
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    Some people have an office assistant but with the squatty potty, you have a bathroom assistant. You will never want to drop a deuce without the squatty potty again. It lines up your insides so your deuce can drop like the beat at a nightclub. It will take your BMs from zero to hero. It is life-changing.
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  • Desktop Cable Organizer

    Desktop Cable Organizer

    $9.95
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    “Cord solutions” is a very niche search term for the 21st century, but don’t search too far, you’ve found your answer with this desktop cable organizer. The self-adhesive silicone holder holds cords in place so they don’t drop the floor.
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  • Dash MyPint Personal Ice Cream Maker

    Dash MyPint Personal Ice Cream Maker

    $21.35
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    Creative culinary types will have a blast trying out flavor combos they dreamt up themselves in the Dash MyPint. The personal ice cream maker whips up 16oz of ice cream in less than 30 minutes and comes with a recipe book to get you started.
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  • The Smart Curtain Robot

    The Smart Curtain Robot

    $19.00
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    Push the curtains aside yourself? Please, it’s the 21st century. With the touch of a button, you and yours can be living in the year 3000 with the Smart Curtain Robot. The long-range Bluetooth makes it extra handy, and the device can open and close the shades.
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