Birthday Gifts for Women

  • Resin Pill Coasters

    Resin Pill Coasters

    $99.80
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    Your girl can take her chill pill with a side of a glass of wine with this resin pill coaster. It’s crafted with some real pills, some fake ones, and a lot of creativity.
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  • Stylish Fork Cuff Bracelet

    Stylish Fork Cuff Bracelet

    $49.99
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    What the fork is this bracelet? It is, indeed, a fork. It looks like a Kraken being released from the dishwasher, but that’s part of its macabre charm. It’s stainless steel and handmade with care and boho chic flair.
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  • Personalized Face Swimsuits

    Personalized Face Swimsuits

    $40.00
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    She’ll never have a bathing suit again that she loves more than this one. And how could she not? The flattering one-piece suit has your face on every square inch of it. The handmade suit has a low back for style and is suitable for wearing in the pool and while laying out in the sun.
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  • Furby with a Pearl Earring Portrait

    Furby with a Pearl Earring Portrait

    $24.00
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    You’d think that the Furby couldn’t get any more disturbing than it already was but then it went and became the girl with the pearl earring and YIKES. It’s the terrifying mish-mash of fine art and furry fads and it belongs on your wall. The handmade print is about 8″x10″ so there’s no way to miss it.
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  • Mood Ring Stud Earrings

    Mood Ring Stud Earrings

    $15.00
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    She can wear her heart on her sleeve and her mood on her earlobes with a pair of earrings that react just like the mood rings of the 60s did. The pretty glass studs are temperature reactive, lightweight, and comfy for all day wear.
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  • USB Sewing Machine Stick

    USB Sewing Machine Stick

    $15.98
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    Jason Bourne would never think to look on this sewing machine to find secret documents so why would anyone else? Hide your thoughts, musings, secrets, and files for that novel you’ve been writing for years on the stick, which comes in 4 colors and a 4 GB – 64 GB capacity.
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  • Egg Crack Birthday Card

    Egg Crack Birthday Card

    $11.00
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    No yolks about it, this is the coolest card she’ll ever receive, ever. You’ll have your choice of twelve egg colors and can personalize the message on the inside. When it gets to her, it’ll come in a brown Kraft box with a little paper grass to keep it safe.
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  • Pizza Slice Lip Balm

    Pizza Slice Lip Balm

    $3.89
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    You don’t wanna taste cherry or strawberry or mint on your girl’s lips, you wanna taste something with a little pizzazz a little personality and a lot of cheese. That’s what you’ll get when you treat her to the moisturizing delight that is pizza slice lip balm.  
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  • Handpainted Oyster Shell Jewelry Dish

    Handpainted Oyster Shell Jewelry Dish

    $17.00
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    You’ve eaten oysters and now it’s time to decorate with them. This stunning handpainted dish is the creme de la creme of ocean decor and features a lovely William Morris Golden Lily pattern. The edge is accented with gold leaf and no two pieces are alike.
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  • Swirly Pattern Wrist Cuff

    Swirly Pattern Wrist Cuff

    $24.99
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    It’s swirly, it’s twirly, it’s abstract, it’s everything your New Agey woman aspires to be. She’ll feel creativity and a sense of wonder coursing through her when she’s got this cuff bracelet on, which is made of lightweight aluminum and adjusts to fit most wrists.  
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  • Heart Shaped Box of Crystals

    Heart Shaped Box of Crystals

    $28.41
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    Life is like a box of what you think are chocolate, you never know what you’re going to get. That’s especially true in this case because the chocolate box actually houses seven intentionally choosing crystals. The vibes are good, the energy is great, and it may be the key to your best Valentine’s yet.
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  • Nicolas Cage Wooden Spoon

    Nicolas Cage Wooden Spoon

    $5.93
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    Instead of stirring up some sh*t stir up a desire to steal the Declaration of Independence with a wooden spoon engraved with the face of the man, the myth, Nicolas Cage. Use it while fermenting cucumbers to make some Picklas Cage treats.
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