Birthday Gifts for Men

  • Flax Microwaveable Heating Pad

    Flax Microwaveable Heating Pad

    $38.95     Take a look
    When he’s complaining about a pain in the neck but you’re only half-listening, melt that pain away with a flax microwaveable heating pad. All he has to do is kick back in an armchair as you drape the all-natural, soft fabric warmers on his shoulders. Add an optional aromatherapeutic experience with a hint of lavender.  
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  • Fuego Box Hot Sauce Subscription

    Fuego Box Hot Sauce Subscription

    $34.95     Add to cart
    You light up his life, now light up his meals with the Fuego Box. The hot sauce subscription box will introduce him to three new, craft hot sauces each month that range in heat from mild to super hot. He can expect a bouquet of delicious flavors in the small-batch sauces, with hints of lots of savory notes.  
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  • Personalized Face Cupcake Toppers

    Personalized Face Cupcake Toppers

    $15.99     Take a look
    There’s no way folks could forget whose birthday was being celebrated, but just in case, these personalized face cupcake toppers are a hilarious reminder. Pick a good selfie and add his age to the hat on his head. They come in a set of 12, enough for a whole tray of cupcakes.  
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  • Holy Sh*t Customizable Age Toilet Paper

    Holy Sh*t Customizable Age Toilet Paper

    $8.95     Take a look
    Who’s old as sh*t? He’s old as sh*t and with this hilarious holy sh*t customizable age toilet paper, he’ll be reminded he’s an old sack of crap every time he drops a deuce. Choose from a variety of ages to print on the 2-ply toilet paper.  
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  • Personalized Fart Extinguisher Candle

    Personalized Fart Extinguisher Candle

    $27.99     Take a look
    The birthday candles aren’t going to extinguish the rectal ridiculousness he’ll be tooting out at his party, for that you need to haul out the big guns. On his special day and beyond this hilarious personalized fart extinguisher candle is sure to keep his pad smelling great no matter how much fiber he’s ingesting.  
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  • Personalized Leather Duffel Bag

    Personalized Leather Duffel Bag

    $59.99     Take a look
    This personalized leather duffel bag is so classy it deserves to fly in business, or at least have its own overhead bin. The durable bag is 23″x12″x10″ and has pockets both inside and out to hold his smaller items. There’s a shoulder strap included to add to his carrying options.  
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  • Personalized Engraved Wallet

    Personalized Engraved Wallet

    $18.95     Take a look
    This personalized engraved wallet is so high-quality, you may only need to give it to him for one birthday ever. The full-grain Argentinean leather has RFID blocking capability, 12 slots for his cards, a wider slot for cash, and an ID window. Personalized both inside and out for the ultimate custom experience.  
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  • Exotic Car Racing

    Exotic Car Racing

    $1,121.00     Add to cart
    He pines after every Lambo, Ferrari, and Porsche you pass on the street, give him the chance to live out his boyhood dreams of going fast and furious with this exotic car racing experience. He’ll get to jet around a track in a pricey sports car and channel his inner racecar driver the whole time.
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  • Smash-to-open Gift Card Holder

    Smash-to-open Gift Card Holder

    $129.99     Add to cart
    He’ll get to smash and bash his way to some cold hard cash (on a card) with this smash-to-open gift card holder. You choose the card and the denomination and it’s delivered to him sealed in concrete with a pair of safety glasses and a ball-peen hammer so he doesn’t waste any time getting to smashing.  
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  • Personalized Sound Wave Print

    Personalized Sound Wave Print

    $17.16     Take a look
    Have you told him lately that you love him? This personalized sound wave print captures your vocal affection for him in a beautiful, colorful wave print. Choose one of 25 colors for the wave pattern and one of 24 colors for the background. Don’t forget to add the text of your words underneath to complete the gift.  
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  • Gun Soap

    Gun Soap

    $7.00     Take a look
    Fire away at not-so-savory man scents with this gun soap scent. The novelty soaps are made with goat milk for extra moisture and a luxurious experience and smell like musk or black licorice, it’s your choice.  
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  • I Like Your Penis Chocolates

    I Like Your Penis Chocolates

    $47.99     Add to cart
    Everyone loves putting chocolate in their mouths and if you love putting a little something else in your mouth, give him chocolates that express your feelings. This dick-lightful box of chocolates is made to order so he’s guaranteed a fresh treat and a fresher one later on.  
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