Searching for the perfect gift for the men in your life? Look no further! We’ve rounded up an epic selection of gifts that will wow him, whether he’s into gadgets, gaming, adventure, or a good old-fashioned drink. From must-have tech and thrilling experiences to hilarious novelty gifts and classy drinking accessories, we’ve got something for every guy on your list!
Whether you’re shopping for your Boyfriend, Dad, Husband, Grandpa, Brother, or Teen, we’ve got gifts that match his vibe. Need a cool find for a Coworkers or even your Boss? We’ve got you covered there too!
No matter the occasion—birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, or just because—you’ll find the perfect surprise to make his day extra special. So go ahead, explore, and get ready to earn some serious gift-giving points!
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Butts Collage Bathroom Art
$34.99 Buy productAdd to wishlistThis butts collage print will make a fabulous addition to the bathroom of any discerning art collector. It measures 12″ x 16″ and showcases over 2 dozen cartoon booties of all shapes. It’s the ideal housewarming gift for anyone with a sense of humor. -
My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress
$11.94 Take a lookAdd to wishlistWhen Kevin Cotter’s wife left him, she took everything except her wedding dress. In Kevin’s infinite wisdom, he took it upon himself to find 101 uses for his ex-wife’s wedding dress – with everything from using it as a painting canvas to a fishing net in this hilarious book. -
Personalized Mini Replica Of Your Car
$94.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThis personalized mini car replica is what you get a gearhead who has it all. The models are faithfully recreated, this way car fanatics the world over will be able to keep their beloved rides close to them at all times, no matter where they go. -
Cold Steel GI Tanto Knife
$27.95 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThe Cold Steel GI Tanto is the immensely dependable and versatile knife you’ll find yourself using time after time. It comes with a seven-inch 1055 carbon steel Tanto blade that’s great for camping, hunting, and even day-to-day use. -
Exploding Grenade Lamp
$130.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistAdd ambient lighting in a dynamic way with this exploding grenade lamp. This masterpiece of a lamp and conversation piece is styled to look just like an exploding grenade frozen in time the moment after going off. -
Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes
$10.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThe Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes book is the best gift any self-proclaimed funny dad can receive. It comes loaded with “frightfully awful…yet wonderfully spiffing” clean family-friendly jokes that will have everyone in stitches. -
Convertible Duffel Garment Bag
Sale! Original price was: $55.00.$46.99Current price is: $46.99. Take a lookAdd to wishlistEnsure your suit looks off-the-rack fresh when the big days comes by transporting it inside this convertible duffle garment bag. It rolls right up to save space and keep your suit pressed while also turning into a duffel bag to store your other belongings. -
Acupressure Mat & Pillow Set
Sale! Original price was: $29.99.$25.39Current price is: $25.39. Take a lookAdd to wishlistGet the relief your sore muscles crave, from the comfort of home, by laying on this acupressure mat and pillow set. Available in a plethora of colors, the mat and pillow combine to alleviate everything from muscle tension to headaches in as little as 10-30 minutes a day. -
Barbarian Fur Mantle
$155.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistFight off the cold in true warrior fashion by donning this barbarian fur mantle during the winter months. This imposing piece and must-have winter garment is handmade from realistic faux fur, leather, and is topped off with a Celtic buckle to keep it firmly in place. -
Bourbon Whiskey Making Bootleg Kit
$79.95 Take a lookAdd to wishlistCut out the middle man and produce your own hooch with this Bourbon whiskey-making bootleg kit. The kit includes everything a modern-day bootlegger will need to produce a batch of bourbon from the comfort of their humble abode. -
Deep Sea Cave Diving Night Light
$129.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistCelebrate the beauty and mystery of the deep by creating stellar ambient lighting with this deep-sea cave diving night light. It’s expertly crafted from wood and features a detailed and realistic design complete with a pair of intrepid divers exploring the cavern’s interior. -
The Bro Code
$7.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistDo your best bud a solid and help them stay organized with style and humor with a Bro Code notebook. They can be customized with white, grey, or white pages and even come in other Barney-approved designs like The Playbook, making it a stellar gift for any HIMYM fan. -
Unf*ckupable Cookbook
$16.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistWith Unf*ckupable you’ll be able to enjoy a tasty homemade meal, even if you’re the type that can’t even make toast. This unconventional cookbook is loaded with fifty recipes so simple to follow, “that even you can’t screw up.” -
Acupressure Foot Massaging Slippers
$26.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistPamper your poor overworked feet with every step by slipping into these foot massage sandals. The sandals come littered with dozens of small nodes that are designed to help improve blood circulation as well as relieve aches and pains. -
101 Piece Magnetic Screwdriver Set
$17.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistNo matter what job is at hand, this 101-piece magnetic screwdriver set will help you get the job done. With 101 pieces, bits in all manner of sizes and shapes, easy-grip handles, and a box to magnetize and demagnetize tools, dudes that love to build stuff can’t live without it. -
Stained Underwear Wallet
$24.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistKeep your valuables hidden where nobody would want to look with the stained underwear wallet. These doo-doo stained tighty whiteys will allow you to keep your valuables in plain sight, and are great for ensuring your stuff is left alone by security while traveling by plane. -
The Dick Pic Stick
$19.95 Take a lookAdd to wishlistMake your Tinder profile a hot commodity with a little help from the Dick Pic stick. This modern-day essential for single guys looking to impress shows twelve inches but is actually only nine inches long, giving you an added three inches of length. -
Suit Pajamas
$59.95 Take a lookAdd to wishlistLook and feel like a million bucks every time you go to sleep by slipping into these Suit Pajamas. Made from fine silk and cotton, these comfy pajamas are the officially licensed version of the Suitjamas seen in How I Met Your Mother. -
Moto Men’s Head Shaving Razor
$14.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistIf you rock the shaved head look, you need the Moto men’s head-shaving razor in your life. This specialized razor sports a built-in finger ring to provide a secure grip along with a unique design that lets the razor pivot up and down to better contour the human head. -
Flynn’s Arcade Booknook
$65.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistTransform your bookshelf with Flynn’s Arcade Booknook. This detailed diorama captures the nostalgic charm of a retro arcade, complete with miniature game cabinets and neon lights. Perfect for book lovers and gamers, it adds a playful touch to your collection. -
Weeny Washer Soap Bar
$17.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistKeeping your WIlly springtime fresh will be more convenient than ever with one of these Weeny Washer soap bars. These vibrantly colored novelty bars of soap will turn the simple act of getting clean into an unforgettable orgasmic experience. -
Arkam Premium Beard Straightener
Sale! Original price was: $28.99.$22.99Current price is: $22.99. Take a lookAdd to wishlistKeep your glorious manly mane looking on point with the Arkham premium beard straightener. The beard straightener utilizes ion technology and MCH dual ceramic plates to efficiently straighten out those scraggly hairs. -
Portable Beer Table
$60.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThis portable beer table will ensure that your brew is always within reach when you’re out relaxing at the beach, campsite, or even your backyard. It’s crafted from wood, is foldable, and can be engraved making it a thoughtful gift idea for your favorite drinking buddy. -
Smartphone Heads Up Display System
$8.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistImprove your driving experience by ushering your vehicle into the digital age with the smartphone heads up display system. This revolutionary accessory fits discreetly on the dashboard and works with almost any smartphone to provide real time driving information. -
The Gift Of Nothing
$23.93 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThis holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special. -
Bespoke Zippered Toiletry Bag
$72.69 Take a lookAdd to wishlistKeep your grooming essentials organized like a proper gentleman with this bespoke zippered toiletry bag. This waterproof bag is handmade from premium full grain leather and comes with tons of storage compartments and pockets for all your essentials. -
The Wallet Engineering Ruler Scale
$12.96 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThe Pocket Engineer is the credit card-sized accessory that no engineering student or professional should leave their home without. This ultra-handy card will greatly facilitate work by making basic equations and unit conversions a thing of the past. -
EDC Pocket Knife Display Case
$124.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistDisplay and organize your everyday essentials with elegance and style in this EDC display case. You’ll be able to store all your essential gear like watches, pocket knives, jewelry, and cash in a practical and gentlemanly way. -
Hand Forged Snake Tsuba Katana
$206.24 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThis hand-forged snake Tsuba katana is the ideal piece whether you’re looking to expand your collection or sharpen up your combat skills. The T10 steel blade measures 0.5cm in thickness and with a length of nearly 30-inches. -
Tactical Self Defense Pen
$14.32 Take a lookAdd to wishlistBe prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an attacker’s DNA sample. -
The Plant Urinal
Take a lookAdd to wishlistThanks to The Plant Urinal now you can quit throwing away your money on expensive soils and plant nutrients! Now you’ll be able to conveniently turn your liquid gold into a nutrient-packed stream that will help your flowers grow healthier and more beautiful than ever. -
Middle Finger & Hand Wave Car Signal
$29.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistGive drivers a piece of your mind at the drop of a dime by outfitting your ride with this middle finger and hand wave car signal. The lights are compliant with traffic laws and can be easily installed in minutes and come with a handy remote for added convenience. -
Iron Man Mark 2 Metal Glove
$247.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistFeel like Iron Man by getting your hand inside of this brilliantly handmade Mark 2 metal glove. This well-made 1:1 scale replica is crafted from aluminum alloy and comes fitted with a large LED that makes it appear as if the glove is actually powered up by an arc reactor. -
The Universal Socket Grip
$14.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistCut down on clutter in your toolbox with the immensely versatile Universal Socket. It features heavy-duty stainless steel construction and boasts a unique design made up of 54 individually spring-actuated steel rods that will instantly conform to any shape. -
Forearm Blade Sword
$34.95 Take a lookAdd to wishlistSlash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression. -
Dick Brake Light Decal
$4.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistPull off the ultimate prank while adding unquestionable flair to your buddy’s ride with this dick brake light decal. The decal is available as a solid shape or a simple penis outline and comes in sizes ranging from three to five inches. -
Viking Horn Tankard
$41.46 Take a lookAdd to wishlistDrink your brew in the most badass way possible by sipping it out of this Viking horn tankard. This eye-catching and uber manly tankard is made from an actual Ox horn and comes in three different sizes – large, extra-large, and double extra large. -
True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t
Sale! Original price was: $12.95.$8.89Current price is: $8.89. Take a lookAdd to wishlistBecome the undisputed king of strange and possibly useless trivia by reading True Facts That Sound Like Complete Bull$#*t. It comes crammed with 500 mind-blowing facts spanning a wide range of subjects so you can impress all kinds of friends and family. -
The Cheese Printer
$9.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThe cheese printer is the useful gadget that makes adding a nutritious component to fond memories as easy as one-two-brie! Now you’ll be able to conveniently transfer any digital image on your smartphone directly to a savory slice of your favorite cheese. -
Rolling Toolbox Stool
$119.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThis rolling toolbox stool will keep you comfy and your tools always handy when you’re on the job. This uber practical and cleverly design toolbox features a robust steel frame that can support up to 300lbs and comes with loads of storage for all your essential tools. -
Exotic Meats Beef Jerky
$27.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistTake your tastebuds for a walk on the wild side with this exotic meats beef jerky variety pack. Each delectable jerky stick comes individually packed so that you can indulge in animals like alligator, antelope, elk, ostrich, wild boar, and even kangaroo when the mood strikes. -
What If Book
Sale! Original price was: $30.00.$15.76Current price is: $15.76. Take a lookAdd to wishlistGet real scientific answers to the absurd hypothetical situations you’ve always wondered about by reading “What If?”. Written by former NASA roboticist Randall Munroe, it provides detailed answers to questions like “how much Force power can Yoda output?”. -
Sword House Key
Sale! Original price was: $7.85.$5.49Current price is: $5.49. Take a lookAdd to wishlistThis sword house key will make you feel like a mighty warrior every time you enter your kingdom. This amusing key’s base comes shaped like a tiny sword hilt that will add flair to your keychain and make this a great little gift for your boyfriend, husband, brother, or dad. -
Push Up Training System
$45.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistBuild the panty dropping chest, guns, and back muscles you’ve always dreamed of by working out with the push up training system. The specially color coded wooden board helps you keep proper form as you sculpt your body like Michelangelo. -
Performance Grade Foam Dart Blaster
$65.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistHone your aim by arming yourself with the Lightning Bug performance-grade foam dart blaster! Completely 3D-printed in PETG, this custom blaster boasts a series of motors and flywheels that will shoot half-length foam darts at over 140 fps! -
Time Magazine Man Of The Year Mirror
$32.95 Take a lookAdd to wishlistGive yourself a little confidence boost when you’re down on your luck by looking into this Time Magazine “man of the year” mirror. This 9″ x 12″ Dude-approved mirror is crafted from plastic with a stylish faux wood frame and is the perfect addition for any bedroom, mancave, or bar. -
Fingerprint Gun Safe
$179.49 Take a lookAdd to wishlistDon’t just keep your gun a little bit safe — keep it completely locked down with the fingerprint gun safe. The fingerprint gun case only allows authorized fingerprints to access the safe, so you can store you guns without worry of unwanted use. -
Your Face Hugging His Crotch Undies
$28.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistHeat up your man’s loins – even when you’re not there – by gifting him this one-of-a-kind underwear. Each pair of your face hugging his crotch undies comes with your image plastered over your man’s undies so that it looks like you’re lovingly embracing his package. -
Personalized Bobblehead Figurines
$99.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistMake your fantasies come true with one of these personalized bobblehead figurines! Each custom bobblehead is masterfully crafted from eco-friendly polymer clay and will feature a similarity rate of over 90%. -
Beer Slushie Machine
$69.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistMake your already frosty brew even more refreshing by topping it off using the beer slushie machine. An ideal purchase for the beer enthusiast who has everything, the machine complements your beer with a flavorful layer of thick and creamy frosting of booze. -
Genuine Civil War Bullet
$24.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistGive your favorite history buff a unique gift they can treasure forever with one of these genuine Civil War bullets. Each of the Minié ball bullets has been dated to roughly 1861 to 1865 and comes inside an elegant leather and glass display case. -
Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun
$349.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistProtect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target. -
Spyderco Bug Mini Knife
$22.50 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThe Spyderco Bug mini knife is the handy everyday carry tool that won’t weigh you down one bit. This impossibly light and small folding knife features durable stainless steel construction and boasts a sharp 1.27″ blade. -
The Stubble Buddy
$19.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistStubble Buddy is the new relationship-saving beard trim & manscaping vacuum tool that cleans up hair trimmings on the bathroom counter/sink/floor/tub in seconds. No more hairy sinks, clogged drains, or dumb arguments. Stay out of Stubble Trouble! -
The Book Of Unusual Knowledge
Sale! Original price was: $16.98.$10.00Current price is: $10.00. Take a lookAdd to wishlistThe Book of Unusual Knowledge will be a welcome addition to the collection of any intellectually curious bookworm. This 704-page page-turner comes packed with a plethora of information on a range of subjects ranging from technology and politics to sports and art. -
Newspaper From The Day You Were Born
$99.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistMake a loved one’s big day a little extra special by surprising them with a newspaper from the day that they were born. Each edition of The Times Newspaper comes with its own certificate of authenticity in addition to a bons birthday book to sweeten the pot. -
Personalized Family Crest Ring
$2,750.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistGive your outfit a regal feel by accessorizing with one of these personalized family crest rings. You’ll be able to show off your family’s crest the way kings, knights, and other noblemen throughout history have done. -
Artisan Forged Steel Thai Moon Knife
$70.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThis artisan forged steel Thai moon knife is unlike any other piece in your knife block. It’s hand crafted in Thailand by skilled artisans from carbon steel which holds a sharp edge better than stainless steel and comes in a stylish bamboo case. -
The Subscription Box For Guys
$45.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThemed boxes for guys that give a damn, delivered monthly. They’re packed with seriously high-quality, seriously unique goods that add up to way more than $45 – in fact, they’re always worth at least $70, and usually quite a bit more. -
Personalized BBQ Branding Iron
$10.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistPut your signature touch – literally – on the edible masterpiece you cooked up with the personalized BBQ branding iron. This unique branding iron can be customized with a variety of letters so the grill master can write just about anything on his delicious work of art. -
11-In-1 Survival Gear Kit
$30.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThis 11-in-1 survival gear kit is an excellent addition to any pack or bugout bag. It features a well designed, compact build that makes it highly portable and comes loaded with everything from a 3-mode flashlight, and a fire starter to a multi-function saber card. -
The Axle Workout
$110.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistGet a full-body workout without a mountain of equipment by exercising with the Axle. This portable and versatile fitness device can be loaded up with up to 130-lbs for added resistance and features a design that allows you to roll with your hands and feet. -
Arnold Schwarzenegger Headphone Holder
$39.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThis imposing Arnold Schwarzenegger headphone holder will bring unquestionable style to your game room or office space. This 3D-printed desktop accessory perfectly captures the bodybuilding legend and Hollywood A-lister’s appearance and essence. -
Pumpkin Spice Dude Wipes
$34.98 Take a lookAdd to wishlistGet in on the pumpkin spice craze without losing your man card by keeping it fall fresh with a pack of Dude Wipes. These man-sized flushable wipes will leave your bum feeling cleaned, refreshed, and smelling like “clove nutmeg and other fall sh*t”. -
Genuine Leather Rucksack Backpack
$75.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistTote around all your travel gear in an elegant and practical manner inside this genuine leather rucksack. This stylish backpack of high-quality construction is handcrafted by skilled artisans and features a timeless style ideal for camping or urban travel alike. -
Personalized Jerry Can Mini Bar
$230.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThis personalized jerry can mini bar will make a fine addition to any man cave. Inside this distinguished jerry can that’s available in four primary colors, you’ll find a set of man cave rules etched onto the door, plus everything needed to make a pair of Jack and Cokes. -
AR-15 Rifle Whiskey Decanter
$79.95 Take a lookAdd to wishlistCombine your love of firearms and alcohol without risk to anyone by keeping your prized whiskey inside this AR-15 rifle whiskey decanter. The set includes an imposing AR-15 styled glass decanter along with 4 shot glasses – each with a bullet lodged into its side. -
Rookie Babe Ruth Baseball Card
$60.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistNo collection of baseball memorabilia would be complete without this rookie Babe Ruth baseball card. This vintage card from the roaring ’20s depicts the late and great Sultan of Swat in his early days pitching for the Redsox before he got traded to the Yankees. -
Insults Every Man Should Know
Sale! Original price was: $10.99.$9.58Current price is: $9.58. Take a lookAdd to wishlistYo mama jokes only get you so far in life. Insults Every Man Should Know is an encyclopedia of backhanded compliments, insults to intelligence, international insults, insults to a man’s favorite sports team, insults about sexual prowess and so much more! -
Nuclear Explosion Bomb Resin Diorama
$129.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistKick back and take a front-row seat to the end of the world as you gaze at this nuclear explosion bomb resin diorama. It intricately depicts a large city getting completely leveled by a powerful nuclear bomb. -
Gas Pump Liquor Dispenser
Sale! Original price was: $40.00.$21.99Current price is: $21.99. Take a lookAdd to wishlistPour your favorite poison with style by emptying the bottle into this gas pump liquor dispenser. Styled like a gas pump from yesteryear, this stylish dispenser will make a superb addition for the man cave or home bar of any booze-loving car aficionado. -
Threat Level Midnight Movie Poster
$33.88 Take a lookAdd to wishlistNo self respecting cinephile’s movie room would be complete without this Threat Level Midnight movie poster hanging on the wall next to your Godfather and Scarface posters. This masterpiece is the perfect gift for any fan of The Office or fine cinema. -
Sixteenth Century Globe Bar
$149.50 Take a lookAdd to wishlistBring a touch of sophistication to your man cave by storing your hooch inside this sixteenth century globe bar. The hollowed out inside of this 22″ diameter globe comes hand painted with lovely frescos while the exterior displays an antique 16th century nautical map. -
Gutter Cleaning Robot
$125.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistTake all the hard work out of cleaning your gutters with the iRobot Looj gutter cleaner. This gutter cleaning robot is easy to set up, just place it in your gutters, remove the forty foot range remote control, and let it the robot do all the dirty gutter work for you. -
Mystery Vintage T-Shirts
$25.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistKeep it comfy-cozy and stylish by topping off your fashion-forward outfit with a mystery vintage t-shirt. You can purchase a single shirt or order your retro tees in bundles with up to five awesome and dad-approved tees. -
Blueprints For Making Cool Stuff Book
Sale! Original price was: $19.95.$15.35Current price is: $15.35. Take a lookAdd to wishlistGet your creative juices flowing by occupying your time with the “Blueprints For Making Cool Stuff” book. This informative read features easy to follow instructions that teach you how to make everything from bunk bed communicators to other wacky gadgets. -
Peeball Potty Training Game
$18.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistPotty train your little tike in record time with the PeeBall potty training game. This skeeball-styled game is equipped with suction cups for easy setup and comes with a series of targets designed to help your little dude learn how to aim. -
Mens Robot Costume
$129.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistMake a splash at your next costume party by transforming yourself into a futuristic cyborg with this men’s robot costume. This incredible bodysuit that’s available in XS-XL sizes features a flattering form-fitting design and detailed graphics over the front and back. -
Tactical BBQ Apron
$49.95 Take a lookAdd to wishlistPrepare yourself for all possible situations at your next outdoor cookout by wearing the tactical BBQ apron. The MOLLE system apron adjusts to fit all sizes and includes more pockets, clips, and pouches than an actual SWAT vest. -
Danny Boy Liquor Dispenser
$30.02 Take a lookAdd to wishlistDanny Boy is the cheeky liquor dispenser that’ll get you and your friends pissed in more ways than one. It stands thirteen inches tall and holds up to sixteen ounces of your favorite spirit. It’s the perfect addition to any man cave or frat house bar. -
Aircard Wallet Tracker
$24.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistLost and misplaced wallets will be a thing of the past with the Aircard Wallet Tracker. This life-saver will provide precision tracking, send “left behind” reminders, emit loud beeps for help you locate it quickly, and has a slim build that won’t create bulk in your wallet. -
AutoExec Car Desk
$291.86 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThe AutoExec car will transform your vehicle’s interior into your mobile office. This practically designed accessory comes with plenty of storage compartments in addition to an ample desktop so that you can work in comfort. -
Door Knocker Balls
$36.58 Take a lookAdd to wishlistAdd some charm to your mancave’s bathroom by hanging this big old pair of door knocker balls outside the door. This hilariously designed door knocker comes with an adhesive backing for easy installation and is made from high-quality PVC. -
Hand Jobs Party Game
$10.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistKeep game night at your place from getting too stale with Hand Jobs. In this fast-paced card game, players will compete with each other to see who can perform and complete the most hand jobs from the deck of cards. -
Ghillie Suit
$71.97 Take a lookAdd to wishlistPut on this grassy ghillie suit and become practically invisible out in the wild. Available in either a grassy green or a dry brown grass color, it’ll help you blend in just about anywhere you want to go, making it a great fit for hunters or discreetly spying on the neighbors. -
F*ck I’m Bored Activity Book
$8.49 Take a lookAdd to wishlistF*ck I’m Bored is the wildly entertaining activity book that will help you keep your sanity when you’re stuck at home. Its pages come filled with 100 adult activities to keep your mind occupied, ranging from classics like Sudoku and Word Scramble to “Brick-by-F*cking-Brick.” -
The Universal Socket
Sale! Original price was: $12.99.$5.99Current price is: $5.99. Take a lookAdd to wishlistReduce the clutter in your toolbox by replacing a slew of sockets with the universal socket. This power drill compatible socket features a sturdy stainless steel construction in addition to 54 retractable hardened pins to accommodate sizes between 7mm to 19mm. -
I Wrote A Book About You
Sale! Original price was: $15.95.$10.99Current price is: $10.99. Take a lookAdd to wishlistFill a loved one’s heart with pure joy by gifting them I Wrote A Book About You. This imaginative and heartfelt gift will show your favorite person just why you think they’re so amazing in a fun, witty, and lighthearted manner. -
Samsung Odyssey Ark 55″ Curved Display
$2,497.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistGet fully immersed in your work or entertainment by upgrading to Samsung’s Odyssey Ark 55″ curved display. Boasting a 1000R curvature, this 55″ with a 16:9 aspect ratio also comes on a height-adjustable stand that can be moved 90 degrees upward. -
Night Driving Glasses
$29.00 Take a lookAdd to wishlistMake night drives safer for yourself and those on the road with a pair of night driving glasses. These stylish sunnies boast an AL-MG metal frame that’s both durable and lightweight while the lenses provide superb UV protection while filtering out 20% of glare at night. -
Salt Firing Shotgun
$49.95 Take a lookAdd to wishlistSolve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food! -
Doing Kyle Things Shirt
$18.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistTell the world just who you are and what you’re all about by walking out of the house dressed in a Doing Kyle Things shirt. It comes in five color options, each displaying the slogan in big bold white letters that’ll ensure no one misses it. -
Professional Slingshot Catapult
$55.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistThis professional slingshot catapult is light-years away from the simple wooden slingshots from your dad’s childhood. It features an ergonomic handle, double spring shooting for increased power, and even a built-in infrared laser sight. -
Personalized Viking Axes
$195.90 Take a lookAdd to wishlistWhat better surprise for your favorite outdoorsman than his very own personalized Viking ax? This rugged beaut is handmade from carbon steel customized with Nordic symbols, complemented by an engraved ash wood handle, and comes in its very own leather sheath. -
Authentic Personalized Ammo Box
$34.49 Take a lookAdd to wishlistScore a home run with your favorite vet with one of these authentic personalized ammo boxes. Available in either a .30 cal or .50 cal size, this stainless steel container comes painted army green and will be customized with the name of your choice. -
Personalized Garage Neon Sign
$69.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistInstantly add style and pizzazz to your favorite mechanic’s shop with a personalized garage neon sign. It’s available in three different sizes, a range of equally tasteful color options, and will be customized with the name of your choice. -
Pizza Oven Grill
$144.95 Take a lookAdd to wishlistWith the pizza oven grill kit you’ll be able to enjoy a delicious home cooked pie during every Sunday BBQ. The stainless steel attachment instantly transforms your kettle grill into a genuine coal burning pizza oven. You’ll never have to settle for a frozen pizza again. -
Hot Dog Willy Warmer
$33.57 Take a lookAdd to wishlistKeep your Willy nice and warm and looking as appetizing as ever in this hand-knitted Peter heater. It’s crafted from acrylic yarn in the shape of a plump hot dog covered with a generous helping of ketchup and mustard. -
Penis Fishing Lure
$23.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistExponentially improve your chances of scoring a big catch with this penis fishing lure in your tackle box. This veiny SOB is outfitted with two hooks and is available with either a light or a reddish head that gives it extra allure. -
Amazon Alexa Smart Ring
$129.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistKeep Alexa on-hand – literally – by slipping the Amazon Alexa smart ring on your finger. This sleek and understated ring makes daily life easier by allowing you to do everything from setting reminders and making quick calculations to placing calls. -
Grill Steam Brush
$49.99 Take a lookAdd to wishlistGet a sparkling clean grill without the hassle of scrubbing for hours by using this grill steam brush to do the job. It uses the power of steam to easily scrub off tough stains and melted-on food so your grill stays looking like new.