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35 Highly Unique Gifts for Men That We’re Sure He Doesn’t Already Own

Updated: May 31 2024

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If you’re searching for something that even the guy who has everything doesn’t own, you’ve stumbled upon the ultimate list of unusual gifts. These ideas will let you give him something truly unique, something he’s never seen before and probably didn’t even know existed. Discover gag gifts that will make the funniest man laugh out loud. Find birthday gifts for men that will make this one the most memorable since he got a car at sixteen. You’ll also find unusual gift ideas that are surprisingly practical, with fun yet functional items to enhance his home bar, kitchen, desk, and more. His man cave won’t be the same after unwrapping one of these gifts – it’ll be better, and it’ll all be thanks to you.

#1

A Plumbus

If you haven’t had the chance to watch an episode of Rick and Morty, you should know that a Plumbus is an essential item for any home. This 9-inch piece of plasticky, rubbery goodness is exactly what your man’s shelves have been missing.

$16.16

#2

Offensive Fortune Cookies

Play a little prank on your man by swapping out the usual takeout cookies with some of these offensive fortune cookies. The messages inside are so outrageous that he might want to speak to the manager. However, the cookies themselves taste divine, so he’ll be begging you for more.

$24.99

#3

Mystery Oddity Specimen

Your guy’s man cave will resemble Dr. Jekyll’s lab with a few of these specimens lining the walls. There are plenty to choose from, each sustainably and ethically sourced (meaning no animals were harmed to gather them). They’ll definitely be a great conversation starter.

$19.50

#4

Real Human Bones

A guy with a flair for the macabre would love nothing more than a piece of the human body to call his own. While he’s familiar with the concept of a “boner,” this gift takes it literally. It’s a real human finger bone, sustainably and ethically sourced just for him. No humans were harmed in the process of collecting this bone.

$25.00

#5

Mini Concrete Block Building Set

When he’s ready to move on from Legos and seeks a more permanent building kit, he’ll love this option. It’s a set of tiny cinderblocks and bricks, perfect for testing his masonry skills on a small scale.

$9.79

#6

Exotic Meat Jerky Sticks

Treat his tastebuds to something uniquely flavored that he’ll never be able to place (unless he was on a reality show in the early aughts and ate weird stuff). These exotic meat jerky sticks come in a pack of ten and feature flavors like alligator and kangaroo.

$19.99

#7

Deed to a Real Piece of European Land

He’ll be thrilled when he sees that you’ve got him a deed of land. Owning a piece of land is the dream of many men. However, when he sees the land you’ve got him, he might be a little puzzled. He’ll get precisely 100 square inches at the exact GPS location specified on the deed, which translates to 10″x10″ exactly.

$44.90

#8

Danny Boy Liquor Dispenser

Danny Boy here will give your man a new perspective on “getting pissed.” He won’t be pissed off the first time he presses the button on the back of the decanter to make Danny start peeing. You’re-IN luck, too—this piece holds a few glasses of whiskey, enough to share the fun with a friend.

$34.99

#9

Workaholics Bear Coat

Channel your inner bear with this Bear Coat straight out of England’s most recognizable shows. Whether you’re hiding from your boss or intimidating your coworkers, this grizzly attire is sure to make a statement. When you need to show your claws on a Zoom call, you’ll want to turn to this unmistakably bold garment.

$179.99

#10

But… You’re a Horse Romance Novel

Some guys turn to romance novels to understand what women desire in a relationship. Those guys would be in for a surprise if they read this book. She’s not seeking a white knight on a noble steed… she’s after something entirely different, and no, we’re not horsing around.

$12.65

#11

How To Become A Federal Criminal

When you’re ready for him to leave your house for good (maybe because he loaded the dishwasher wrong again), this book will provide him with the necessary education to do just that. Fully illustrated and absolutely fascinating, it’s a great way to kickstart his journey from law-abiding citizen to Man on the Run.

$15.15

#12

The World’s Smallest Pocket Knives

It’s crucial for a guy to have a pocket knife handy in case of emergencies, but you can elevate your man’s knife game with this distinctive four-piece set. Each knife is so compact that he’ll find them perfect for tasks like cutting cherry tomatoes and cheese.

$16.99

#13

The Book of Extraordinary Facts

With over 700 pages in The Book of Extraordinary Facts, at least 100 of those facts will have you exclaiming “what the heck, noooooo” in public. But they’re all true, and they will absolutely blow your mind. Impress your friends, baffle your dog, and outshine your brother-in-law by committing the info from these pages to memory.

$10.59

#14

Word Clock

Here’s a clock that will make your man stop and think. Who even says things like “quarter past six” anymore? But maybe his brain could use a good dusting of those cobwebs, and you can’t deny that this piece has serious style.

$28.99

#15

Custom Shrek Crucifix

Step into the Kingdom of swamp heaven by paying homage to the father of the bog, Shrek. This hilarious Crucifix is a perfect replacement for whatever tired one his grandma insisted he hang decades ago. It gleams with a golden sheen that will impress all who lay eyes on it, whether near or far.

$33.00

#16

The Book Of Useless Information

Embrace being a know-it-all with this big red book containing over 700 pages of facts about literally everything. While the knowledge may be generally considered utterly useless, it’s undeniably entertaining. He’ll love sharing these fascinating tidbits with his friends.

$12.81

#17

Gourmet PB&J Of The Month Club

From childhood to college and beyond, he’s always loved them. And even now, when experimenting with Brussels Sprouts recipes, he can’t resist a good old peanut butter and jelly sandwich! With this subscription, he’ll be treated to a new PBJ combo featuring gourmet and exotic flavors every 30 days, delivered right to his door.

$468.98

#18

The Man Fork

When he’s tackling hefty steaks in the double-digit weight range, he needs more than that feeble four-tined fork that came with your wedding utensils. He needs the Man Fork, with its six tines of meat-stabbing, veggie-grabbing glory.

$16.95

#19

Great Nudes Heat Changing Coffee Mug

While your man is sipping tea from this mug, the folks around his cubicle will be spilling tea and talking about this mug. Covered in nude ladies, yet totally safe for work? How’s that possible? For one, the nudes only reveal themselves when the mug is filled, and they’re all literal works of art.

$19.95

#20

Redneck Life Funny Board Game

If your functional TV rests on a broken one in your living room, you might be a redneck. Discover who among your friends is the most “white trash” with a game that challenges you all to see who can lose their teeth the fastest. Bonus points go to the guy with a broken-down washing machine in the front yard.

$28.59

#21

The Impossible Clear Jigsaw Puzzle

He may think he’s a smart guy, but after tackling this impossible jigsaw puzzle, he might reconsider. With four size options to choose from, the largest being 144 pieces, even the “expert” level will put his puzzle skills to shame.

$21.99

#22

Billion Dollar Art Gallery TV Museumifier

He could spend millions, if not billions, on buying art to hang on his walls—or he could opt for the TV Museumifier. The Billion Dollar Art Gallery is a straightforward USB stick loaded with 500 images of the world’s most expensive art, ready to display on his TV when it’s not in use.

$39.99

#23

Darth Buddha Statue

Darth Vader really let himself go after the Death Star blew up but who among us wouldn’t? He’s found zen as Buddha and is looking a lot more chill these days. This 3D statuette will encourage your man to find peace after his biggest failures and remind him that everything will be OK.

$12.99

#24

Mat’s Beard Bar Miracle Cleaning Device

Darth Vader might have let himself go after the Death Star blew up, but who among us wouldn’t? He’s found zen as Buddha and is looking a lot more chill these days. This 3D statuette will encourage your man to find peace after his biggest failures and remind him that everything will be okay.

$13.95

#25

Hot Dog Toaster

Two dogs and one toaster? That’s better than what the ballpark can offer! This incredible appliance can cook your man a hot lunch with just one press of a lever. The retro red piece does more than just cook the dogs; it toasts the bun to perfection as well. All he needs to provide is ketchup and mustard.

$27.99

#26

Thanos One Piece Swimsuit

Can you imagine anything more attractive than seeing that “Dorito zone” people always talk about Chris Evans having, covered in the wrinkly ball-sack purple chin of Thanos? Obviously not. Give your modest but sexy man this one-piece suit, and he’ll be turning heads, nay, snapping necks, at the beach.

$35.99

#27

Throne Daddy Toilet Backrest

The toilet isn’t known for being an ergonomic place to sit, but your man spends so many hours on it. Do his back a favor with the Throne Daddy, a cushioned support that presses his spine into alignment so he can sit in ultimate comfort.

$27.95

#28

Banana Phone Bluetooth Handset

Ring, ring, banana phone! A little part of his inner child has been dying to have a banana phone ever since he first heard Raffi sing the song. This Bluetooth headset brings that dream to life and is easy to pair with his phone, so he can use it to talk for hours on end.

$39.99

#29

Mulligan Mate Golf Game Enhancer

What’s a game of golf without a little cheating, right? Your man will have a leg up (pun intended) on his buddies when he’s got the mulligan mate strapped to his leg. Discreetly hidden under his pants leg, this device holds a spare ball ready to replace his not-so-great putt.

$24.99

#30

Custom Plush Doll of Himself

Think Barbie, but make it bougie and somehow even cuter. These custom plush dolls are crafted in rag doll style and personalized with your man’s facial features and hairstyle. If he rocks that grunge look that the ’90s gifted the world, this doll is perfect for him.

$59.52

#31

Fish Sandals

Oh my cod, have you ever seen a pair of flippers like these fish-shaped sandals? They’re softer than a hefty trout, more supportive than an empathetic marlin, and snappier than a chic tuna. Don’t try to compare other flip-flops to these fish-flops, they’re not even on the same scale.

$21.88

#32

Day of the Week Clock

How many days a week does your man ask you what day it is? Too many, that’s how many. He’ll never have to ask again with this clock on the wall, which only turns over to the next day if 24 hours have passed. Alternatively, you can set it to a different day to mess with him.

$48.95

#33

Deck Of Cards Lighter

A royal flush is straight fire and so is the flush on this lighter. The crazy unique lighter just needs a swipe of the king to fire up its slightly green flame and light your cig.

$19.99

#34

Stuffed Burger Press

Once he’s mastered the burger it’s time to move on to bigger, juicier, cheesier things. Enter the Stuffed Burger Press, an XXL smasher that’ll help him craft gourmet burgers filled with his choice of food. Try lobster for a surf and turf twist on the classic burger.

$19.95

#35

Otamatone Musical Instrument

Guitar lessons take so much time and piano is for kids, the Otamatone is so much easier to pick up and the sound is so much more annoying. All it takes is a squeeze of the cheeks of this instrument and some finger work on the note shaft to make it sing.

$44.98

#36

Kopi Luwak Coffee

This sh*t will make you sh*t. Coffee kinda does that anyway, but this coffee is made from beans that are eaten by an animal, digested, and then pooped back out to be harvested. For coffee made from crap, it’s surprisingly not crappy, with a smooth flavor and notes of cherry and nuts.

$19.99

#37

Crack an Egg Birthday Card

This is guaranteed to be the most unique birthday card he’s ever received in his life and you should be proud that you’re the one giving it to him. When he cracks the egg (available in your choice of color) he’ll find a tiny scroll with your message on it.

$11.00

#38

Tuna Jerky

Beef and turkey are expected, crocodile and kangaroo are exotic but tuna? That was a wild card. His mind will be blown by the flavor profiles in these jerky packs. The protein-packed snacks are available in five varieties and every bite is more delicious than the last.

$14.99

#39

Dead Guy Pencil Holder

Will he name this pencil holder after his boss, the same boss who’s been denying him a promotion for 5 years and who won’t let him take Thanksgiving off? Of course not (sarcasm). That would be terrible (more sarcasm).

$10.20

#40

Garbage Can Coffee Mug

On Monday mornings when he’s feeling like a trash panda after a weekend of drinking, he can make his colleagues laugh to distract from his red eyes by sipping from this coffee mug. The oversized ceramic piece holds 12oz of that sweet elixir of life.

$16.49

#41

Mustache Guard Mug

A gentleman with a fine mustache would be heartbroken if his morning coffee took all the fluff out of his facial coiffure. Enter the mustache guard mug. A clever ceramic piece for the sophisticated man that protects his hair thanks to a bridge between the coffee and his face.

$24.99

#42

Real Piranha Fish Display

After a breakup or an encounter with a particularly vicious shark of a coworker who stole his last deal, your man could use some pepping up. This REAL piranha will do the trick. The ethically sourced fish is suspended in a shadowbox and don’t worry, he won’t bite.

$104.99

#43

Beer Can Chicken Stand

Once you cook beer can chicken for the first time it’ll be the only way you cook it going forward. Make cooking chicken more fun by doing it on a motorcycle stand made of stainless steel that holds your bird upright while he’s getting hot ‘n juicy.

$37.50

#44

Punk Rock Chicken Slippers

Mother cluckin’ good times are ahead when he’s got these slippers on his feet. He’ll tackle Monday feeling as cool as a cloaca serving looks in a pair of punk rock chickens that are fluffier than a fat hen.

$31.99

#45

Comic Book Page Apple

An apple a day keeps the comic book nerd at bay. No, that’s not right. Celebrate the superheroes of the Big Apple with a fruit made from the pages of a comic book. The adorable piece is like none other he has in his comic book collectible display.

$30.00

#46

Personalized Secret Acorn Keychain

Keep a little secret between the two of you with a cute little keychain that hides a darling message inside. Choose a gold or silver acorn cap for this cute keychain and pick whether you want to include the squirrel. The last step is tucking the message inside to remind him how much you love him.

$26.00

#47

Whiskey Flavored Lip Repair

He loves the taste of whiskey and you’ll love kissing him after he’s had a chance to put a swipe of this across his lips. The whiskey-flavored repair balm is made of all-natural ingredients that’ll leave his lips silky soft and ready for action.

$3.99

#48

Goats in Trees Funny Calendar

Betcha didn’t know that goats liked to climb trees. They also like to climb rock faces but this wall calendar is all about branches. Every month your man will ponder over a goat in a strange situation that looks precarious but might be sorta stress relieving for the animal.

$46.32

#49

DIY Dog Docking Station

They call a dog man’s best friend for a reason and he can build his very own with this kit. The assembled pups can double as docking stations to prop up his phone, wallet, or hold smaller EDC items.

$32.00

#50

Steampunk Cufflinks

Pip pip, good chap, he’ll be looking as fly as a steamship blimp wearing these cufflinks in his jacket. Each cufflink is a masterclass in craftsmanship, with every piece fitting together seamlessly and on multiple layers that give it incredible depth.

$45.00

#51

Trout Soap on a Rope

Something’s kinda fishy about these trout soaps on a rope, but what is it? It must be that they smell good and not awful. That’s right, the playful soaps have a soothing peppermint and eucalyptus scent that rejuvenate the spirit as the all-natural oils in the soaps rejuvenate skin.

$13.49

#52

Moonstone Crystal Ball

The future looks a little misty in this moonstone, but it also looks a little galactic. Sounds like your man has exciting things headed his way! And with the crystal ball on his desk or shelf, he’ll have a pretty conversation-starting piece as part of this future, too.

$73.00

#53

A Piece of Chainmail

Your guy will feel like a total badass telling his friends that he has a piece of chainmail. Doesn’t matter what it’s for, he still has it, he could go into battle with a King or Sauron or something. For real though, this chainmail piece can be used to clean cast iron skillets.

$27.00

#54

Handmade Turtle Shell Hat

He’s not teenaged anymore and he’s certainly not a mutant (except for that one questionable nose hair that never seems to go away) but if he loves turtles he’ll adore this hat. Call him Michaelangelo when he puts it on and the look will be complete. The wool hat is incredibly warm, and perfect for winter.

$164.00

#55

Snappable Wishbone

Instead of trying to make his every wish come true, leave it up to the universe with a snappable wishbone. This piece mimics the consistency and satisfying SNAP of a real turkey wishbone and if the crack goes his way, maybe his wish will come true.

$7.99

#56

Light-Up Cocktail Glass

Brighten up his barware with a set of cocktail glasses that look like something he might’ve seen at the clubs he haunted in college. These ones are equipped with LEDs in the bottom that glow his choice of colors while he’s sipping.

$15.90

#57

Metal Camper Van Construction Set

Throw it back to the days of his youth with a kit that he’ll need a very tiny set of tools to assemble. This charming construction set is a real treat, with 375 pieces to assemble into the finished product. It’ll take him about 2 to 4 hours to complete and unlock a world of happy memories from childhood.

$30.98

#58

Atlas Whiskey Decanter

A long day at the office can certainly make him feel like he’s carrying the world on his shoulders, but that’s nothing that a tall glass of whiskey can’t help. This decanter is crafted from stone and holds a vessel that holds 1000mL of his favorite amber liquid.

$175.00

#59

Chocolate Cricket Set

Does anyone in the continental United States even know what cricket is? And no, not the creepy crawly insect that has legs that are too long. It doesn’t matter if he knows what cricket is or not, he knows that handcrafted gourmet chocolate is great and that’s why he’ll love this set of goodies.

$14.00

#60

UFO Abduction Wallet

The guy that never misses an opportunity to tell the people at the party about his harebrained Area 51 theories will welcome having this wallet in his pocket. The design is chuckle-worthy and the leather comes in your choice of six colors.

$75.00

#61

Cheeseburger Soap

Watch out for dad jokes like “I’m squeaky clean from my head to-ma-toes” when you give him this cheeseburger soap. It’d be rare for a guy not to make a joke about the cheesy moisturizing soap, but lettuce ask you a question, would life really be better if his buns weren’t cleaned with this soap?

$20.95

#62

Knit Knight Helmet

Finally, your knight in woolly armor has arrived. What a truly lucky woman you are. His head, ears, nose, and mouth will be warmer than a king’s toes in front of the fire with this helmet on his head. The charming novelty piece is great for wearing to costume parties or the Ren Faire.

$57.00

#63

Standing Magnifying Glass

With this magnifying glass in hand your guy might finally be able to find the rolls of toilet paper in the closet and replace them on the roll, wouldn’t that be a novelty? Sherlock Holmes wishes he had one of these pretty pieces, which come in five styles, are handcrafted with care, and have a cool retro look.

$52.00

#64

Chewed Gum Holder

Yeah, a chewed gum holder is kinda gross but it’s certainly less gross than him putting his gum under his desk or on a napkin or something. The whimsical pieces are handmade and relatively non-stick so when he’s ready to chew again, he can pick it up without leaving any behind.

$7.15

#65

Horseshoe Owl

Horseshoes are good luck in some areas of the country, right? That would make this horseshoe owl a good luck trinket. A totally random, rustic, cute as can be good luck trinket that your man will be proud to display.

$39.99

#66

Ocelot Keychain

Keep him on the lookout for cougars that might be on the prowl with a big cat keychain to serve as a reminder of those luscious ladies. This ocelot keychain is only a couple of inches long but it could save him from being pounced on.

$8.91